Sarah, 17, Sydney, leo, Tolkien, chai, spoken word poets, constant cravings for burgers and travel.


I added subtle sass.


Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.


you ever just ugh really hard 

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Your priorities. Fix them.

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if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

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You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

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"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
-favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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