you ever just ugh really hard
July 29th / 184,376 notes
Your priorities. Fix them.
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if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too
July 29th / 242,618 notes
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
July 29th / 375,568 notes
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
July 29th / 235,716 notes
mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true
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