zealous
Sarah, 17, Sydney, leo, Tolkien, chai, spoken word poets, constant cravings for burgers and travel.

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

July 25th / 30,581 notes


thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

July 25th / 41,048 notes


meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

July 25th / 144,007 notes

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

July 25th / 491,616 notes



rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

July 25th / 70,621 notes

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

July 24th / 45,885 notes



zodiaccity:

Big shoutout to all the Leos celebrating a birthday from July 23 - Aug 23.
"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
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it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

That’s our problem free night of partying

Hakuna Ma’vodka

(via jackfrostciicle)

July 24th / 38,909 notes

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

July 24th / 199,398 notes


h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like


GO OFF!!!